Its Not Working as a Human Can I Be a Cat Instead by The Victorian English Gentlemens Club Lyrics

Don't be such a rotter
And not a joyful fuckers
I'd sooner be a cat than a man

The dog is the prisoner
Convict of the home
I'd sooner be in that, {?} be me

I can't bear the weight
The weight we have to bear
I'd sooner live in the woods like a grizzly bear

We're good at catching birds
There, they're getting good
Chasing mice would be the life for me

[It's not working as a human!]
[It's not working as a human {?}!]

Could I catch a bird?
Then they're getting good
Chasing mice would be the life for me
Could I catch a bird?
Then they're getting good
Chasing mice would be the life for me

Could I catch a bird?
Then they're getting good
Chasing mice would be the life for me

Chasing mice would be the life for me