Good Guys Bad Guys by The Vanity Project (UK) Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, I watched a lot of Disney films
My dad would tell me who the good guys and the bad guys were

[Bridge 1]
He said the good guy's the one with the girl, he's often smiling
And the bad guy's the one with the limp, he's also smiling
It's a totally different smile
Full of schadenfreude, envy and bile
I ate my apple cut into quarters and the bad guy went haha haha

[Verse 2]
When I got older, I learnt a lot of history
The teacher told me who the good guys and the bad guys were

[Bridge 2]
He said the good guy's the one with the gun, he wants his freedom
And the bad guy's the one with the gun, he wants your freedom
It's a totally different gun
One's for valour and virtue and one's for money
I ate my apple whole and the capitalist went hahahaha
[Verse 3]
Yesterday morning, I started reading newspapers
The headlines told me who the good guys and the bad guys were

[Bridge 3]
They said the bad guy's the one on the right, he's really selfish
And the bad guy's the one on the left, he's kinda racist
And the bad guy's Gandhi, he slept with loads of women
And the bad guy's Mother Teresa, she's a killer
And the bad guy's Dickens, a raging anti-Semite
And the bad guy's Roald Dahl, a raging anti-Semite
And the bad guy's Disney, a raging anti-Semite
And the

[Interlude]
We're all good guys, we're all bad guys bad guys
We're all bad guys, we're all good guys guys
We're all good guys, we're all bad guys bad guys
We're all bad guys, we're all good guys guys
Bad, good guys, bad, good guys, bad, good guys, we're all bad guys
Bad, good guys, bad, good guys, bad, good guys, we're all bad guys
Bad, good guys, bad, good guys, bad, good guys, we're all bad guys
Bad, good guys, bad, good guys, bad, good guys, we're all bad guys
I ate my apple cut into quarters 'cos it made feel better

[Outro]
A little while later, someone texted me a funny thing
I read it and went "haha haha"