My Neck My Back by The Vandals Lyrics

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a gonna be laid up for good

My neck, my back. My neck and my back hurt
I had another accident, so someone tell the management
I'll be in my kiddie pool recovering
I'll get my tools another time
If my spine, if it ever realigns

My neck, my back. My neck and my back!
And I never will recover. And I never will recover
And I never will recover. And I never will recover, yeah

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a gonna be laid up for good

Compassionate society has a whole variety of saftey nets and benefits
For anyone that's ever been a victim of negligence, stress, fatigue or recklessness
Offer me a settlement. Just offer me a settlement
'cause I gotta stay at home
My neck and back is nearly broke
I kind of won the lottery
I'll take what they are offering
Vicodine and Ambien and watch alot of television

My neck, my back. My neck and my back!
And I never will recover. And I never will recover
And I never will recover. And I never will recover, yeah

I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head
I'm a gonna be laid up for good