Christian Or Canadian by The Vandals Lyrics

"Christian Or Canadian"

It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse
It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 90.7 it's bad 311
Evidently it's a hit. But it stinks to high heaven
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored
And can't be won. Someone get me a gun

It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo
And he keeps saying 'Him', so i'm gonna say homo
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater, like '98 Vedder
But it's 2002, and the song could be better
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored
And can't be won. Someone get me a gun
It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you
Or some of them find God instead or better yet the border

I cannot quite place it. It sounds like Ocasek
But 20 years later, so you might as well face it
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish
Or rock en Espanol, translated into English
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun, can't be ignored
And can't be won. Someone get me a gun!