A Gun For Christmas by The Vandals Lyrics

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them
But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection

I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
If burglars touch my property they won't leave here without a limp
Packing heat on Christmas and I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve
Bullets go in outer space when pointed up, I believe

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!

I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport
And to keep the carolers off of my goddamn porch
Preventing Yuletide homicide this year

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Claus
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!
Christmas needs security, security is weapons
Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons
It's the greatest gift we have for taking out our rivals
Thank you Santa, thank you God
For guaranteeing my survival

A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud
It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit!

I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Claus
Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because
I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts
I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my crap
Or I'll bust a cap in your ass!