Kung Fu in the Afterlife by The Upside Downs Lyrics

[Verse 1: Eggward]
Everyone knows kung fu in the afterlife
I can't stay here, I don't have an appetite
Play it all on video cassette
She bought a dog and she says she's gonna call it Regret
And blow it up
Burn it down
My paradise is a ghost town
She never saw a fax machine but she spoke to me in a dream
And she said

[Pre-Chorus: Eggward]
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be
[Chorus: Eggward]
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid

[Verse 2: Eggward]
Analog, Internet
Feels like candy and a cigarette
Do you remember the time you told me
That you only ever listened to sublime, yeah
Big brain, big bone
I hear he's nice when he did stone
It's gonna break my heart when she beats me in Mario Kart
And I said—

[Pre-Chorus: Eggward]
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be
[Chorus: Eggward]
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid (I wouldn't be afraid)
How did we get here and did you say what you wanna say?
I wouldn't be afraid
(I wouldn't be afraid)