Rap Jedi by The Updog Sugar Muffins Lyrics
(Intro)
The force is with you young Sky Walker, but you are not a Jedi yet
(Verse 1)
I am a jedi
Watch my flow, watch me go
Light saber in hand, force on command
Hot, Hundred's of fan's
I'm out of this world
Stealing your girl
Makin her hurl
Ok, chill, switch it up
(Guitar solo)
(Verse 2)
Guillotine flow, cause I stay ahead
I am the thing that everybody dreads
Patch yourself up you need a bit of meds
On your death bed lookin like an egg head unwanted like a red head
I'm in her DM's even though you're boyfriend
Comes to my house every weekend
Deadly like a cigarette
Don't say anything you're gonna regret
Can't comprehend my flow already know
Bars so smooth like I just hit the woah
I am above you are below
Annoying, like a stubbed toe
Call you a gardener, your girl's a hoe
Feelin this audio, using this choppy flow
(Verse 3)
Other rapper's can't even keep the beat they're just copies though
On top like ice cream to a cherry, your existence is so unnecessary
Can't be serious, you're delirious
How am I hearing this
It's so mysterious
Flow is furious
You are the embodiment of a period broke
Broke like a Nigerian
You're a wanna be I am experience
Stealing all the women I'm practically a criminal
Well actually in fact I'm a lyrical Genius
Nah, you're just typical, hypocritical, unoriginal, despicable
I am desired, I am on fire
You are burnt out, like a man who retired
Like a milk carton that just expired
Like a high school dropout who works at McDonald's and just tuns the fryer
I'm done, man I'm so tired
(Verse 4)
I am a Jedi
I am unkillable
I'm kissing yo girl in the back of my coup
I'm eatin that soup
I feast on her poop, and I'll choke her to death
I am the best
You're just like the rest, so go take a rest
Eagle chill in his nest, I am so blessed
Bury my face in a treasure chest
Eatin chicken breast
I'm on a quest
Put me to the test
Bars too hard to digest, it's no contest
Why are you so pressed
I have to confess, I am obsessed with being well dressed
My dying request is not to be oppressed
Bars so fast (breaking the speed limit)
I'll get arrested, don't spit so fast oops I just did
Call you candace, cause you're busted
You're a disgrace
I am disgusted, yeah yuh!
I am disgusted! (x7) (Hey um Lil Lurk, are you ok?)
Yeah (x10) (You don't sound to good, Oh no, Oh no)
(Outro)
(Glitch noises) Look what I'm plannin!
The force is with you young Sky Walker, but you are not a Jedi yet
(Verse 1)
I am a jedi
Watch my flow, watch me go
Light saber in hand, force on command
Hot, Hundred's of fan's
I'm out of this world
Stealing your girl
Makin her hurl
Ok, chill, switch it up
(Guitar solo)
(Verse 2)
Guillotine flow, cause I stay ahead
I am the thing that everybody dreads
Patch yourself up you need a bit of meds
On your death bed lookin like an egg head unwanted like a red head
I'm in her DM's even though you're boyfriend
Comes to my house every weekend
Deadly like a cigarette
Don't say anything you're gonna regret
Can't comprehend my flow already know
Bars so smooth like I just hit the woah
I am above you are below
Annoying, like a stubbed toe
Call you a gardener, your girl's a hoe
Feelin this audio, using this choppy flow
(Verse 3)
Other rapper's can't even keep the beat they're just copies though
On top like ice cream to a cherry, your existence is so unnecessary
Can't be serious, you're delirious
How am I hearing this
It's so mysterious
Flow is furious
You are the embodiment of a period broke
Broke like a Nigerian
You're a wanna be I am experience
Stealing all the women I'm practically a criminal
Well actually in fact I'm a lyrical Genius
Nah, you're just typical, hypocritical, unoriginal, despicable
I am desired, I am on fire
You are burnt out, like a man who retired
Like a milk carton that just expired
Like a high school dropout who works at McDonald's and just tuns the fryer
I'm done, man I'm so tired
(Verse 4)
I am a Jedi
I am unkillable
I'm kissing yo girl in the back of my coup
I'm eatin that soup
I feast on her poop, and I'll choke her to death
I am the best
You're just like the rest, so go take a rest
Eagle chill in his nest, I am so blessed
Bury my face in a treasure chest
Eatin chicken breast
I'm on a quest
Put me to the test
Bars too hard to digest, it's no contest
Why are you so pressed
I have to confess, I am obsessed with being well dressed
My dying request is not to be oppressed
Bars so fast (breaking the speed limit)
I'll get arrested, don't spit so fast oops I just did
Call you candace, cause you're busted
You're a disgrace
I am disgusted, yeah yuh!
I am disgusted! (x7) (Hey um Lil Lurk, are you ok?)
Yeah (x10) (You don't sound to good, Oh no, Oh no)
(Outro)
(Glitch noises) Look what I'm plannin!