I Had A Drink About You Last Night by The Uncle Devil Show Lyrics

I may be ten foot tall
As brave as all the Tigers in Bengal
My shoulders broad and wide
And seen from space with just the naked eye

I'm calling Superman
To tell him Lois looks like Genghis Khan
I'm fearless through and through
I'll even take a dip in Barrymore's pool

I've never lost a fight
But today I just might
Don't hold me close to the light
I had a drink about you last night

So now I'm running scared
A long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
I tip-toe round the pain
'Til wood on fur sends splinters to my brain

I've never lost a fight
But today I just might
Don't hold me close to the light
I had a drink about you last night
I had a drink and you swam into my vision
My Babycham and brandy was boiling up
And fizzing with the truth
I had a drink for two
But somebody was missing
'Cos raising up the dead is something
Superman can't do

I've never lost a fight
But today I just might
Don't hold me close to the light
I had a drink about you last night