Bimbo In The Limo by The Uncle Devil Show Lyrics

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see
I'm terminally wankered with a poodle on my knee
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
Cocaine crusted round my nostrils like a sad celebrity
I'm a worthless little nobody from digital TV
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

Hi everybody I'm your friend
Have you seen my panel game?
"Guess my arsehole", 4 a.m

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I've been crusing round the block all day so all my friends can see
I've got seven hookers rammed in here fucked up on Ecstacy
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
("Is it Norwich?")

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
With my pants around my knees I'm hanging way out of my tree
And everybody's looking and I know they can't believe
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I've got Sabbath on the stereo and smut on the TV
The fridge is full of lager and I'm pissing on the seats
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

Hi everybody I'm your friend
Have you seen my panel game?
"Guess my arsehole", 4 a.m

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see
I'm terminally wankered with a poodle on my knee
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
Bimbo
Limo
Bimbo
Me
("Is it King Kong?")