Social Net Twerking by The Tin Foil Hat Brigade Lyrics

I had a nice drink tonight, but I didn't tell the world about it
I had a nice meal tonight, but I didn't tell the world about it
I had a nice time today, but I didn't tell the world about it
I had a nice shit today, but I didn't tell the world about it

Sometimes you've just gotta stop
And smell the roses
Or does real-life social interaction make you turn up your noses?
Get off your fucking phone!
Get off your fucking phone!

You had a nice drink tonight and, I believe you, you don't have to tell me
You had a nice meal tonight, honestly I believe you, you don't have to tell me
You had a nice time tonight, I believe you, you don't have to tell me
You had a nice shit tonight, well that is too much information actually

Sometimes you've just gotta stop
And smell the roses
Or does real-life social interaction make you turn up your noses?
Get off your fucking phone!
Get off your fucking phone!
Maybe if I comment on her posts she'll like me
Maybe if I reblog her comments she'll like me
Maybe if I retweet her posts she'll like me
Maybe if I like her status she'll like me

Maybe if I comment on her posts she'll like me
Maybe if I reblog her comments she'll like me
Maybe if I retweet her posts she'll like me
Maybe if I like her status she'll like me

Maybe if I comment on her posts she'll fuck me
Maybe if I reblog her comments she'll fuck me
Maybe if I retweet her posts she'll fuck me
Maybe if I like her status she'll fuck me

Sometimes you've just gotta stop
And smell the roses
Or does real-life social interaction make you turn up your noses?
Get off your fucking phone!
Get off your fucking phone!
Get off your fucking phone!
Get off your fucking phone!