Coco The Talking Guitar by The Swirling Eddies Lyrics

[Spoken]
I'm sitting here chatting with Coco the talking guitar
Coco, you seem awfully sad today
Have you been a bad boy lately?
Heh, I thought so
Coco, I want you to be happy
Oh, you're being melancholy again
Or maybe you're just full of regret
Actually, that's more like calculated existential angst
Coco . . .