The Fright Before Christmas by The Stupendium Lyrics
[Intro]
This time every year I am forced to face my fears
As hoards of evil villains come to stay
Smiling ear to ear, and spreading blood and gore and cheer
Instead of killing things in their video games
But this Christmas Eve, as I sit scrolling through my Steam
Waiting for it all to start again
Darkness fills the screen, and every pixel starts to scream
I think this year, I get to go to them
[Verse 1]
Bendy and the Wendigo tell cracker jokes with Slendy
Over cocoa from SCP-294
Whilst Boris and Alice Angel help King Dice set the tables
And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
Baldi counts to ten for some festive hide and seek
Piggy's hiding on the table with an apple in her teeth
Granny's sitting by the fire, she's just trying to get some sleep
And Cartoon Cat is in her lap, but won't fit on the seat
[Chorus]
This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains that could all have me destroyed
But they're all too pre-occupied with opening their toys
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
Now the Keeper's leaving giblets on the plate with Santa's biscuits
Here upon the fright before Christmas
[Verse 2]
The Rake has gone ice skating, whilst the Puppets do the baking
And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
Crewmates and impostors trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
But each time I look, there's one less crewmate there
The Evil Nun and Hell Priests hold a special midnight service
To ancient Gods and Devils, there's like 30 different versions
Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
And if you're thirsty, then Francis York Morgan brought a thermos
[Chorus]
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
Fate assures me by New Year it's back to business
Frank Whittle sounds familiar, but I'm sure it's just coincidence
Here upon the fright before Christmas
[Verse 3]
Tasi Trianon and the Carrion are sitting watching Carry On films
Whilst it's still their turn on the TV
As the Neighbor and the Nemesis wait to play on the Genesis
For speedrun tips on Sonic.EXE
The Glamrock Fazbear gang have got that rocking Christmas sound
But Vanny seems to know my name, and it's freaking me out
The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
Then Sirenhead comes carolling and blows them all back down
[Chorus]
This isn't typically, the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed
But they're all too pre-occupied with opening their toys
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
Monika and Yandere-Chan are fighting over my gifts as
We celebrate the fright before Christmas
[Verse 4]
I wake up at my computer after all the festive cheer
Wondering if I'll get to see my friends again next year
As though they're really popular, it's evidently clear
That after doing three of these, I'm all out of ideas!
[Chorus]
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
I'll need a new sanity meter after all the things I've witnessed
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas
This time every year I am forced to face my fears
As hoards of evil villains come to stay
Smiling ear to ear, and spreading blood and gore and cheer
Instead of killing things in their video games
But this Christmas Eve, as I sit scrolling through my Steam
Waiting for it all to start again
Darkness fills the screen, and every pixel starts to scream
I think this year, I get to go to them
[Verse 1]
Bendy and the Wendigo tell cracker jokes with Slendy
Over cocoa from SCP-294
Whilst Boris and Alice Angel help King Dice set the tables
And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
Baldi counts to ten for some festive hide and seek
Piggy's hiding on the table with an apple in her teeth
Granny's sitting by the fire, she's just trying to get some sleep
And Cartoon Cat is in her lap, but won't fit on the seat
[Chorus]
This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains that could all have me destroyed
But they're all too pre-occupied with opening their toys
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
Now the Keeper's leaving giblets on the plate with Santa's biscuits
Here upon the fright before Christmas
[Verse 2]
The Rake has gone ice skating, whilst the Puppets do the baking
And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
Crewmates and impostors trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
But each time I look, there's one less crewmate there
The Evil Nun and Hell Priests hold a special midnight service
To ancient Gods and Devils, there's like 30 different versions
Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
And if you're thirsty, then Francis York Morgan brought a thermos
[Chorus]
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
Fate assures me by New Year it's back to business
Frank Whittle sounds familiar, but I'm sure it's just coincidence
Here upon the fright before Christmas
[Verse 3]
Tasi Trianon and the Carrion are sitting watching Carry On films
Whilst it's still their turn on the TV
As the Neighbor and the Nemesis wait to play on the Genesis
For speedrun tips on Sonic.EXE
The Glamrock Fazbear gang have got that rocking Christmas sound
But Vanny seems to know my name, and it's freaking me out
The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
Then Sirenhead comes carolling and blows them all back down
[Chorus]
This isn't typically, the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy
I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed
But they're all too pre-occupied with opening their toys
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
Monika and Yandere-Chan are fighting over my gifts as
We celebrate the fright before Christmas
[Verse 4]
I wake up at my computer after all the festive cheer
Wondering if I'll get to see my friends again next year
As though they're really popular, it's evidently clear
That after doing three of these, I'm all out of ideas!
[Chorus]
364 days a year, they're rather vicious
There's not much time off in the killing business
I'll need a new sanity meter after all the things I've witnessed
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas
Here upon the fright before Christmas