The Summers Sexiest Comedy by The Sterns Lyrics

It was the summer's sexiest comedy
Everyone's talking
Laughed at everywhere you avoided me
Don't call it stalking

I'm working late with a mother of six
We don't enjoy any corporate tricks
They took away the overtime pay holidays

When you look back and see such a tragedy
Success is so mocking
Yellow wallpaper started peeling down
Don't find it shocking

The room downstairs, well, it's nothing in least
Hold all the promises no one could keep
Time to move away or lose your way

I hope you drove, drove to my house
Knocked down the door, found someone else
I hope you drove, drove to my house
Knocked down the door, found someone else
It was the summer's sexiest comedy
Sue made a sex tape
Invocated Batman to track you down
Fled by the fire escape

Rain came straight through the windshield in sheets
A sniper shot from the passenger seat
Of a helicopter miles above the parkway

I hope you drove, drove to my house
Knocked down the door, found someone else
I hope you drove, drove to my house
Knocked down the door, found someone else

"A little more", she said
I heard the lawsuit left you dead
But I had to see it with my own eyes
Now I find you quite a lie
I saw your lips move when you read

I hope you drove, drove to my house
Knocked down the door, found someone else
I hope you drove (Drove to my house)
(Knocked down the door, found someone else)

Just when I thought it was over
"A little more", she said
I heard the lawsuit left you dead
But I had to see it with my own eyes
Now I find you quite a lie
I saw your lips move when you read
It was the summer's sexiest comedy