Eggman’s Phone Call by The Sonic Crew Lyrics
WHAT’S UP BITCHES, I HAVE A PHONE CALL FOR ALL OF YOU! YOU WANNA HEAR IT? HERE, RING RING RING. THERE YOU GO! 911, WHERE’S YOUR AUTHORITY? THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S NOT HERE ANYMORE!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? ‘CAUSE I AM YOUR GOVERNMENT. YOU’RE ALL GOING TO JAIL ESPECIALLY YOU SHADOW! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO JAIL, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY YOUR MOM AND DAD, I TOOK YOUR WIFE ALSO TOO! ‘CAUSE WHY NOT? THEY’RE ALL MINE!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SEE THAT THING RIGHT THERE? ACTUALLY NO, THAT’S MY MOON! HERE’S MY MOON, BOOM BAM BOOM! BOOM, DAMMIT! THERE WE GO. (coughs twice) EGGMAN NUKE FOR EVERYBODY! AND NOW, I’M GONNA SNEEZE ON ALL OF YOU. LET ME JUST EXTEND MYSELF REAL QUICK. BRDDDDDDD! YOU SEE THAT? I WILL SNEEZE ON ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR WIVES, HA, AND I’LL PISS ON YOUR DAUGHTERS. OH, AND FOR YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER, HERE IS THE MOON FOR ALL YOUR OTHER DAUGHTERS OUT THERE! KABLOOIE! (pauses) AND THEN, HERE YOU ARE. SCREW YOU MICHAEL BAY!
HERE’S THE REAL EXPLOSION! (pauses) WHO NEEDS EXPLOSIONS, WHEN I AM THE EXPLOSION? HA HA HA HA HA! …SO TELL ME… WHO WANTS TO TRY ME NOW? WHO WANTS TO TRY ME?! YOU HAVE 23, WHATEVER-SECONDS LEFT!
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? ‘CAUSE I AM YOUR GOVERNMENT. YOU’RE ALL GOING TO JAIL ESPECIALLY YOU SHADOW! YOU’RE ALL GOING TO JAIL, I HATE ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY YOUR MOM AND DAD, I TOOK YOUR WIFE ALSO TOO! ‘CAUSE WHY NOT? THEY’RE ALL MINE!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SEE THAT THING RIGHT THERE? ACTUALLY NO, THAT’S MY MOON! HERE’S MY MOON, BOOM BAM BOOM! BOOM, DAMMIT! THERE WE GO. (coughs twice) EGGMAN NUKE FOR EVERYBODY! AND NOW, I’M GONNA SNEEZE ON ALL OF YOU. LET ME JUST EXTEND MYSELF REAL QUICK. BRDDDDDDD! YOU SEE THAT? I WILL SNEEZE ON ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY YOUR WIVES, HA, AND I’LL PISS ON YOUR DAUGHTERS. OH, AND FOR YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER, HERE IS THE MOON FOR ALL YOUR OTHER DAUGHTERS OUT THERE! KABLOOIE! (pauses) AND THEN, HERE YOU ARE. SCREW YOU MICHAEL BAY!
HERE’S THE REAL EXPLOSION! (pauses) WHO NEEDS EXPLOSIONS, WHEN I AM THE EXPLOSION? HA HA HA HA HA! …SO TELL ME… WHO WANTS TO TRY ME NOW? WHO WANTS TO TRY ME?! YOU HAVE 23, WHATEVER-SECONDS LEFT!