Cato Appropriated by The Sly Digs (American band) Lyrics

With a seesaw hand
He shoveled mud up on the doorstep of the rickshaw man
And if and who and why and what is kept up there
The darkest crease inside his brain's not willing to share

Clouseau hear me Cato
Say fare thee well

And all the people they ran
Chasing after Bertram with a honey glazed ham
Feeling wise like Beauregard Clementine
Their narrow minds are paralyzed pantomimes

Clouseau hear me Cato
Stole this part...

I saw the megaloman
He sold his medal for a photo op with Caesar and Sam
I'm pretty sure that I would part with my last dime
Just to get another tip for another good time
Clouseau hear me Cato
Say fare thee well

They hatched a dastardly plan
Sitting on the bumper of a rusted out van
Listen to Me Daddy-O
Albert Bones Electric Meal has gotta Move On

So, Clouseau hear me Cato
Stole this part...

So many ways to get your kicks
So many ways to get unzipped
When I can't find a part that fits
I rip off a Cato riff

Clouseau hear me Cato
Stole this part... from Planet Heart