Were Gonna Get You Laid by The Sloppy Boys Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Let me tell you about our friend named Lois
Who had herself a broken heart
Her man up and left her for a world-class painter
Tore her whole damn world apart
Well we heard the news
We had set-up a plan
The Sloppy Boys were gonna save the day
So we went to her house
Kicked open the door
Hey Lois
[Chorus]
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
If it takes us all damn day
We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 2]
We said, show off your muscles
And give them a flex
Talk about the size of your Rolodex
You got to do the Harlem Shake
And do the Watusi
Say that you use to work out with Gary Busey
Lie about your height
Lie about your age
And say a fucking quote from a Shakespeare play
Tomorrow this town's gonna throw a parade
'Cause tonight you dirty dog
[Chorus]
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
Hey hey hey hey hey
We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 3]
Well there's a guy right there
At the end of the bar
Don't forget to mention
That you've got a new car
Do your coolest walk
And stick to the plan
And try a backflip if there's room
And if you can
We smelled her breath
It smelled like pumpkin spice
That was kind of weird
But we were rolling the dice
Stuffed her pockets full of rubbers
Cause, ooh you're gonna need them
Get over there Lois and
Try out your new freedom
[Bridge]
She's walking right over
Look at her go
Confident as hell
Looking just like a pro
Chatting it up, this is going great
But something's going wrong
She starts to hesitate
[Verse 4]
Oh Lois
You must feel like a jerk
He's not there for love
He's just meeting friends from work
Oh Lois
It's gonna be OK
Honestly, there's nothing cool
About getting laid
Oh Lois
What's so great about sex?
It's just a waste of time
And a waste of latex
I'm telling ya Louis
Oh it's just as well
Getting laid isn't fun
In fact, it hurts like hell
Oh Lois
Please relieve us, Lois
Believe us, Lois
We really love you little weirdo
You're still our superstar
Oh will you give us a ride home?
'Cause we're too drunk to drive
And we don't have a car
Let me tell you about our friend named Lois
Who had herself a broken heart
Her man up and left her for a world-class painter
Tore her whole damn world apart
Well we heard the news
We had set-up a plan
The Sloppy Boys were gonna save the day
So we went to her house
Kicked open the door
Hey Lois
[Chorus]
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
If it takes us all damn day
We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 2]
We said, show off your muscles
And give them a flex
Talk about the size of your Rolodex
You got to do the Harlem Shake
And do the Watusi
Say that you use to work out with Gary Busey
Lie about your height
Lie about your age
And say a fucking quote from a Shakespeare play
Tomorrow this town's gonna throw a parade
'Cause tonight you dirty dog
[Chorus]
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
We're gonna get you laid
Hey hey hey hey hey
We're gonna get you laid
[Verse 3]
Well there's a guy right there
At the end of the bar
Don't forget to mention
That you've got a new car
Do your coolest walk
And stick to the plan
And try a backflip if there's room
And if you can
We smelled her breath
It smelled like pumpkin spice
That was kind of weird
But we were rolling the dice
Stuffed her pockets full of rubbers
Cause, ooh you're gonna need them
Get over there Lois and
Try out your new freedom
[Bridge]
She's walking right over
Look at her go
Confident as hell
Looking just like a pro
Chatting it up, this is going great
But something's going wrong
She starts to hesitate
[Verse 4]
Oh Lois
You must feel like a jerk
He's not there for love
He's just meeting friends from work
Oh Lois
It's gonna be OK
Honestly, there's nothing cool
About getting laid
Oh Lois
What's so great about sex?
It's just a waste of time
And a waste of latex
I'm telling ya Louis
Oh it's just as well
Getting laid isn't fun
In fact, it hurts like hell
Oh Lois
Please relieve us, Lois
Believe us, Lois
We really love you little weirdo
You're still our superstar
Oh will you give us a ride home?
'Cause we're too drunk to drive
And we don't have a car