Slop Head by The Sloppy Boys Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hey there little dipshit
All out there on your own
With no thoughts in your dome
Your skull is all alone
You tried to think, you couldn't
You got no place to be
You spoke but it was stupid
That's OK, come with me

[Chorus 1]
You're a slop head, baby
You've been a slop head all your life
So find some dumbass husband
Or a great big bozo wife
And when you get to heaven
You're locked out and that's fair
But look down at your funeral
And you'll see us sobbing there
Alright, OK
[Verse 1]
Let me tell a story
About a young dude, OK it's me
My brain, it was a dud
The front of my head, it was ugly
I tried to speak, I blew it
Halfwits outwitted me
My mouth it was my Judas
But I found where to be

[Chorus 2]
I'm a slop head, baby
I've been a slop head all my life
Just ask my jackass children
Or my lovely jackass wife
And when they drop my casket
Way down in the dirt
It'll probably be too heavy
Cause I eat too much dessert

[Chorus 3]
Oh, we're slop heads, baby
We'll be slop heads all our life
Just look at all these fuck-mo's
On this sloppy, sloppy night
Oh, we're slop heads, baby
And to us, that's quite alright
What a goddamn awful eyesore
What a sloppy shitty sight