One Last Bender by The Sloppy Boys Lyrics

[Intro]
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

[Verse 1]
You say we've hit rock bottom
And we should go dry out
You say we have a problem
We say we have our doubts
Let's make sure before we get dramatic
Before we throw round words
Like 'wino' and 'addict'
We'll go out tonight
We'll make totally certain
So if you weren't right
You won't live with the burden
Let us test the max of our BACs
Let us tap the last of these Rockies
Give us just one day
Give us back our keys
We'll make Buster and Dave
Look like Charlie Cheese
[Chorus 1]
Just one bender
Just one time
Just one quick one
Then we'll go dry

[Verse 2]
It'll be like Eat Pray Love
But no prayers, just drugs
And three jackasses instead of Julia
Three little Houdinis
Disappearing martinis
In our mouths and it doesn't even fool you
We're like the Wolf of Wall Street
But instead its Duval street
And rather than stocks
Its daiquiris
Just like Jimmy Buffett
But our songs never play
And our credit cards always bounce back at me
Cruising all around
Get back down every alley
Covering more ground
Than Sir Rand McNally
Coaster to coaster
Mile after mile
And like Robin Leach
We're gonna go out in style
[Chorus 2]
I got a Gucci foam dome
And a PacSun sash
Louis Vuitton barf bag
Full of Hasbro cash

[Chorus 3]
Just one bender
Just one time
Just one quick one
To say goodbye

[Chorus 4]
One last bender
One last try
One last relapse
Then we'll go cry