Full-Blown Free-For-All by The Sloppy Boys Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well you gotta come to the party right now
Something is in the air
We're all having the time of our life
You know everyone is there

[Verse 2]
We got Rocking Davey and Swimming Jill
Tiny Tony is watching the grill
We got Dusty Donna and Slimey Greg
And a couple of shitheads popping the kegs
Sneaky Diane, well she's sneaking around
Drowsy Roger is down on the ground
Ronda Rousey, she's even here too
She was kicking and punching and asking about you

[Chorus 1]
It's a full-blown free-for-all
Yeah it's wild and it's crazy
Everybodys pretty crazy
Playing grab ass and doing our thing
Saw a french fry fuck an onion ring
Full-blown free-for-all
For one and all
[Verse 3]
Naked Nicky is running round the buff
Muddy Mac is touching my dad's stuff
I really hate to say it
Things are out of control
Slamdunk Dina broke the toilet bowl

[Chorus 2]
It was a full-blown free-for-all
Yeah it's wild, yeah it's crazy
Big old party, pretty crazy
The coastguard came and they called the cops
The onion rings pregnant with a tater-tot
Full-blown free-for-all
For one and all

[Interlude]
And everybody is dancing
We're disco dancing
Don't you know disco?
Yes you do
We think discos funny
Cause we're disco fools
Every once in a while
It's fun to disco
It's a little joke
To be a disco fool
And everybody's laughing
At our funny moves
Woooo
[Chorus 3]
It was a full-blown free-for-all
It was wild, it was crazy
So insaney, cops complainy
It was chaos, going ape shit
Going bat shit, I'm a fat shit
It was weird