Classical Music by The Sloppy Boys Lyrics

[Intro]
Classical music
Is the music we love
Love it so much
That it makes us sing
Classical music

[Verse 1]
We just love
How fucking classy it is
We're sick and tired of this rocking biz
We'd play classical music if we could
But the truth is that we're not that good
Classical music

[Verse 2]
We'd rather play a symphony
It's better than this rocking trash
Cause it's trash, yes it's trash
It's stupid fucking trash
We like classical music
But the shit we play is trash
[Verse 3]
Mozart! That guy fucking rules
Bach! That guy fucking rules
Chopin and Schubert too
They all fucking rule
And Yo-Yo Ma
Plays that big violin
If we had our way
We'd take lessons from him

[Chorus 1]
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously

[Verse 4]
We got the best kit we could afford
We tried our best to learn all the chords
So just sit back while we play for you
It's not like you've got anything better to do

[Chorus 2]
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
[Bridge]
We love our music
This much you can see
But our dream is to run a slot car track
That caters to celebrities

[Verse 5]
Leo and Tom Cruise
Angelina, just to name a few
They can get away, forget that they're stars
Have a place to race their cars

[Chorus 3]
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our ba-ba-da very ba-da-da-da