The Prince by The Silent Comedy Lyrics

You know you gotta make a list if you wanna get things done
Mother says you gotta make a list if you wanna get things done
If you want a kingdom you're gonna have to kill someone
If you want a kingdom you're gonna have to kill someone
'Less your daddy got an empire
Gonna give it all to his one lonesome son

If you want a daughter you've gotta find yourself a son
Teach him how to work and he will get all your work done
He says, wanna have your kingdom, don't wanna hurt no one
Gotta have your kingdom, don't wanna kill no one
If he wants to rule the world you gotta push him out
You gotta keep him on the run

Good ol' Uncle Miner gonna buy himself a gun
I said, good ol' Uncle Miner gonna buy himself a gun
Head to Carolina, gonna find himself some fun
Train to Carolina, gonna find himself some fun
If you meet that Uncle Miner, better sit him down
Better show him what he's done
You know you gotta make a list if you wanna get things done
Mother says you gotta make a list if you wanna get things done
If you want a kingdom you're gonna have to kill someone
If you want a kingdom you're gonna have to kill someone
'Less your daddy got an empire
Gonna give it all to his one lonesome son