Carl Azuz/Joe/Boomer by The Shoggs Lyrics
[Verse: Skittlez]
I’m Carl azuz
Bringing you the news
I am all powerful
They call me Carl Jesús
Puns on the loose
I'm a Carl arooster
Don't commit azuzicide
Don't drink bleach
Go to the beach
Trump getting impeached
Hurricane Dorian
Carl is explorin
I love the news
Carl azuz
The news ain't boring
Cuz Carl ain't snorin'
[Chorus: Skittlez]
Carl azuz
He's a goose
Saving lives
Singin the blues
Don't die
Or else you won't
Be alive to see
Carl on CNN 10
[Verse: Skittlez]
Making Puns
Having funs
He is the one
He is my son
All hail Carl
He's the boi
We love Carl
He brings us joy
I love my Carl body pillow
It feels just like an armadillo
Loving Carl is not a phase
It is a lifestyle
[Verse: You Can’t Spell Lucy Without An L]
Uh
Can’t Spell Lucy Without An L
Yeah
Carl Azuz
On the loose
If you don't watch out
You'll get hit by a moose
And when that's done
You'll get hit by a goose
If you think you're better than him
That's a little obtuse
His swag is authentic
Unlike your fake Gucci shoes
[Bridge: Bruce Augustine]
Carl is like Joe
Who's Joe?
JOE MAMA
JOE ADOPTED
JOE AMAZING
JOE MOSEXUAL
JOE A BOOMER
JOE GARBAGE
JOE SUCK
JOE MANAGER
[Verse: Skittlez & Bruce Augustine]
Joe mama is a janitor
Karen speak to the manager
Let's back up
Who is Joe
He is not a boomer
Unlike you, bro
Joe is a bro
Joe gives the Joe fist
Playing Joe fish
Joe is like okab
Who is okab
Okab oomer
Yeah this is a diss track
To all those boomers out there
It really ain't fair
You don't have hair
We are youngins
We got more funions
No u
You are poo poo doo doo
You see a phone in a comic
You laugh, you trash
You think it's funny
But you're actually racist
Fricking crayfish
Boomer roasted
You don't like Obama?
Well we don't know his last name
It's pretty insane
I’m Carl azuz
Bringing you the news
I am all powerful
They call me Carl Jesús
Puns on the loose
I'm a Carl arooster
Don't commit azuzicide
Don't drink bleach
Go to the beach
Trump getting impeached
Hurricane Dorian
Carl is explorin
I love the news
Carl azuz
The news ain't boring
Cuz Carl ain't snorin'
[Chorus: Skittlez]
Carl azuz
He's a goose
Saving lives
Singin the blues
Don't die
Or else you won't
Be alive to see
Carl on CNN 10
[Verse: Skittlez]
Making Puns
Having funs
He is the one
He is my son
All hail Carl
He's the boi
We love Carl
He brings us joy
I love my Carl body pillow
It feels just like an armadillo
Loving Carl is not a phase
It is a lifestyle
[Verse: You Can’t Spell Lucy Without An L]
Uh
Can’t Spell Lucy Without An L
Yeah
Carl Azuz
On the loose
If you don't watch out
You'll get hit by a moose
And when that's done
You'll get hit by a goose
If you think you're better than him
That's a little obtuse
His swag is authentic
Unlike your fake Gucci shoes
[Bridge: Bruce Augustine]
Carl is like Joe
Who's Joe?
JOE MAMA
JOE ADOPTED
JOE AMAZING
JOE MOSEXUAL
JOE A BOOMER
JOE GARBAGE
JOE SUCK
JOE MANAGER
[Verse: Skittlez & Bruce Augustine]
Joe mama is a janitor
Karen speak to the manager
Let's back up
Who is Joe
He is not a boomer
Unlike you, bro
Joe is a bro
Joe gives the Joe fist
Playing Joe fish
Joe is like okab
Who is okab
Okab oomer
Yeah this is a diss track
To all those boomers out there
It really ain't fair
You don't have hair
We are youngins
We got more funions
No u
You are poo poo doo doo
You see a phone in a comic
You laugh, you trash
You think it's funny
But you're actually racist
Fricking crayfish
Boomer roasted
You don't like Obama?
Well we don't know his last name
It's pretty insane