Feel Like Shite by The Shirehorses Lyrics

We are old, We are cheap
Take our teeth out when we sleep
Got no friends, bad eyesight
Feel like shite

We stop in, We do nowt
Stroke the cat, Put it out
Smoke a pipe, if we like
Feel like shite

Do we like Stew?
We can't be sure
We have soup
But no teeth
We suck up through a straw

'Cause we are old, We're clapped out
Were infirm, mope about
Stink of wee, support tights
Feel like shite
[Guitar solo}

Do we like Stew?
We can't be sure
We have soup
But no teeth
We suck up through a straw

‘Cause we are goosed
That's a deal
Have our tea, meals on wheels
Wet the bed, every night
Feel like shite