Arseholes by The Shirehorses Lyrics

I sit alone
With this arsehole standing over me
An ugly git stinks of sweat so grey and old

Cause I have been told
Constipation makes the arse explode
And when i'm lying in me bed
Looking at his meat spread
Wishing I was dead
But im with this areshole instead

And through it all
He has a big erection
He uses contraception
I hope this won't take long
And his hairy balls
He wants me to stroke em
His dangling shrivelled scrotum
He wants me to feel
But he can't make me
I’m with this arsehole in bed
When i'm feeling weak and my cods are chilled by his cold feet
And I really hate that
And I know that i'm stuck with this short arse twat

Cause I have been told flagellation
Makes the arse cheeks glow
And then something grows
And the smell it hits my nose
So I keep my eyes closed
But im with this arsehole in bed

And through it all he offered me protection
A rib ticklish selection of condoms on his prong
It’s three inches tall he really is that small
There's nothing there at all
He's just not fit
I’d rather fuck brad pitt
But I’m with this asshole instead

Go for it son

(Guitar solo)

Eric Crapton

And through it all he has a big erection
He uses contraception
I hope this won't take long
And his hairy balls he wants me to stroke em
His dangling shrivelled scrotum
He wants me to feel
But he can’t make me
I'm with this arsehole in bed