Has Tony Had Sex With Claire Yet? by The Shinobi of Chernobyl Lyrics
Verse 1
Watching Joey cry over Ursula
I'm hoping someone runs up and steals a purse from her
At least Ariel escaped the grasp of the tentacles
If you want the best acoustics, you have to get a center view
Getting dough from PCH with the sheer luck
It's Stone Cold coming thru with the beer truck
Running amuck, leaving the foes disposed
I caught them slipping. Now, they lost function in their toes
No kidding. I got the belt, you got the lick
If you're looking for bliss, talk to that Amazon chick
The flavor clings on the buds of the underlying tongue
Let the words strum you as I'm dropping science
Hum your soul out. I'm plucking your arteries heartily
Get a glimpse of the roots, and you'll feel like you're a part of me
Dig up the dirt, and you'll get choked by the bones
Reaching out. You're gagging to the sound of your moans
Verse 2
I get tender loving when I parlay
She wanna get chili with Hector Con Carne
The llamas will make you wheeze at their saliva
Ay dios mio. Here comes the holy diver
I plunged into Coney Island and mastered the fiddle
I fried the robots' circuits. They couldn't solve the riddle
All races are in the same circus. Evolve a little
Subjected to profiling. You're just bastards in the middle
Of a situation beyond your mere understanding
Of life based on past generations' planning
What place do you wanna live? Where are you more fond of?
Hotel Rwanda or the place of Wakanda?
Play your cards right. You have limited mana
Think it over while I spend Rusev Day with Lana
I say this from the sincerity of my non-pale belly
Come take a swim with me and get this male jelly
Verse 3
Do you wanna know my brand? Keep guessing
Your location guides will be broken, so you're destined
To go all over the place. You're in quite a stir
While I drive past you in my thunder cougar falcon bird
Everyone is my demographic. There are no specifics
I'm having a ball guzzling these Mistics
What's beauty? Strokes of makeup with fake stuff?
Would-be prison cuties looking like jokes are trying to play tough
Scientologists obsess over Leah Remini
Wilding on the battlefield to see Xenu the enemy
Nikki Parker wanted and received Professor Oglevee
Just exit the swamp and let the ogre be
Don't be an ass and put a fee on a dragon
The seal has long been broken. No need for back tracking
If you haven't trained for the airing of the pilot
You'll get cancelled as quick as the execs greenlight it
Watching Joey cry over Ursula
I'm hoping someone runs up and steals a purse from her
At least Ariel escaped the grasp of the tentacles
If you want the best acoustics, you have to get a center view
Getting dough from PCH with the sheer luck
It's Stone Cold coming thru with the beer truck
Running amuck, leaving the foes disposed
I caught them slipping. Now, they lost function in their toes
No kidding. I got the belt, you got the lick
If you're looking for bliss, talk to that Amazon chick
The flavor clings on the buds of the underlying tongue
Let the words strum you as I'm dropping science
Hum your soul out. I'm plucking your arteries heartily
Get a glimpse of the roots, and you'll feel like you're a part of me
Dig up the dirt, and you'll get choked by the bones
Reaching out. You're gagging to the sound of your moans
Verse 2
I get tender loving when I parlay
She wanna get chili with Hector Con Carne
The llamas will make you wheeze at their saliva
Ay dios mio. Here comes the holy diver
I plunged into Coney Island and mastered the fiddle
I fried the robots' circuits. They couldn't solve the riddle
All races are in the same circus. Evolve a little
Subjected to profiling. You're just bastards in the middle
Of a situation beyond your mere understanding
Of life based on past generations' planning
What place do you wanna live? Where are you more fond of?
Hotel Rwanda or the place of Wakanda?
Play your cards right. You have limited mana
Think it over while I spend Rusev Day with Lana
I say this from the sincerity of my non-pale belly
Come take a swim with me and get this male jelly
Verse 3
Do you wanna know my brand? Keep guessing
Your location guides will be broken, so you're destined
To go all over the place. You're in quite a stir
While I drive past you in my thunder cougar falcon bird
Everyone is my demographic. There are no specifics
I'm having a ball guzzling these Mistics
What's beauty? Strokes of makeup with fake stuff?
Would-be prison cuties looking like jokes are trying to play tough
Scientologists obsess over Leah Remini
Wilding on the battlefield to see Xenu the enemy
Nikki Parker wanted and received Professor Oglevee
Just exit the swamp and let the ogre be
Don't be an ass and put a fee on a dragon
The seal has long been broken. No need for back tracking
If you haven't trained for the airing of the pilot
You'll get cancelled as quick as the execs greenlight it