Pyramid Scheme by The Shifters Lyrics

Ah, Miss Vance Newton didn't fancy getting woken up too damn early on the weekend
By construction workers, she got right pissed off
And she'd get up a little earlier then
Then to play all sorts of tricks on them

Sugar in the fuel
Coffee down the plumbing
Slashing all the tires
Work on a valve
Other terra women
People joined in
Oh, men flew the raters
They've never been sin