Medieval Kicks by The Shifters Lyrics

Medieval kicks
He's always pissed
He’s building snake pits, cool

Medieval kicks
I've had the plague
She's toilet fields

Medieval kicks
I lived on Bakery Lane
Ah, my lane burnt down

Medieval kicks
The Vikings came today
Stole my trinkets away

Medieval kicks
Has the fresh water abound
So it’s just wine all the time

Medieval kicks
I can play my lute
Having our fellowship's loot
Medieval kicks
My lord's a prick
I wanna hit him with a stick

Medieval kicks
I'm off to France
I hope ya got my ransom

Medieval kicks
I'm awfully sick
Bloodletting and astrology

Medieval kicks
I was tortured today
I got the crowd to hip hip hooray!

Medieval kicks
I got mugged on the road
They're fairly nice about it, left me alone

Medieval kicks
Da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da