Pizza Is My Life / Midlife Crisis by The Russman Lyrics

Part 1 - Pizza Is My Life

[Verse 1]
Pizza
Is my life
And I am emo
I hate my life
I hate my parents
The only thing I like is my friends
I need to get out of this town
Because this town gives me a frown
Pizza is my life
I want to die
I got a neck tatoo yesterday
Of La Dispute, my favorite band
Follow me on Twitter
And follow me on Myspace
I smoke cigarettes
In my space
I hate my life
But I love pizza
So everything's okay
Part 2 - Midlife Crisis

[Verse 2]
Don't like
Don't like
My wife, nigga, that's that shit I don't like
My kids, nigga, that's that shit I don't like
My dog, nigga, that's that shit I don't like
I hate being white
I wanna ride a bike
Yeah
I hate golfing
I hate my life and I want to die
I'm a middle white class guy
32 years old and I want to die
I hate my family and I hate my animals
Fuck your bitch, eat her out like Danimals