Fake Adjustments by The Right Offs Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Fake adjustments get delivered in bed
They're dangerous while the cut flesh bleeds
Undesirable by every measure
They're just pennies on the dime these days
Kind of plan do you think I'm pushin' on towards you?
Kind of man do you think I am?
Half expected but never familiar
We know exactly where you stand
[Refrain]
Presto change-o
Purple smoke goes
Fake adjustments
Who the hell knows?
[Chorus]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, it hit me like a truck
And the man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually one of you would turn away
That's wrong
[Verse 2]
Lay like a viper in the miserable madness
Just a needle in a pile of pins
Things get itchy if you look for mosquitoes
Or maybe not, I guess it all just depends
I know you're thinkin' that you need your vacation
Take a pill and get away
That's the risk you run with mass interpretation
Bends the rays and turns them all to gray
[Chorus]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, it hit me like a truck
And the man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually one of you would turn away
That's wrong
[Bridge]
I'm a product of my corner
Like a real strange guest
Skeptics can ignore this
That's what they expect
Just don't do it
Prove somebody wrong
[Outro]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, man, it hit me just like a truck
Man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually, one of you would turn away
That's wrong
Fake adjustments get delivered in bed
They're dangerous while the cut flesh bleeds
Undesirable by every measure
They're just pennies on the dime these days
Kind of plan do you think I'm pushin' on towards you?
Kind of man do you think I am?
Half expected but never familiar
We know exactly where you stand
[Refrain]
Presto change-o
Purple smoke goes
Fake adjustments
Who the hell knows?
[Chorus]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, it hit me like a truck
And the man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually one of you would turn away
That's wrong
[Verse 2]
Lay like a viper in the miserable madness
Just a needle in a pile of pins
Things get itchy if you look for mosquitoes
Or maybe not, I guess it all just depends
I know you're thinkin' that you need your vacation
Take a pill and get away
That's the risk you run with mass interpretation
Bends the rays and turns them all to gray
[Chorus]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, it hit me like a truck
And the man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually one of you would turn away
That's wrong
[Bridge]
I'm a product of my corner
Like a real strange guest
Skeptics can ignore this
That's what they expect
Just don't do it
Prove somebody wrong
[Outro]
It must be easy
It don't take an ounce of luck
All you gotta do is learn how to deconstruct
The pleasure is all mine, man, it hit me just like a truck
Man or woman native to the people they love
Oh, I hope it's safe to say
Two sides of the image, there was you and the other
And eventually, one of you would turn away
That's wrong