Salad Cream by The Rhythm Method Lyrics

[Spoken - Joey]
What’s on the telly Charlie?

[Chorus - Rowan]
They call him Salad Cream
They call him Roses
But he don’t even care
They call him Listerine
They call him Joseph
Like he ain’t even there
But when he comes out to play
He’ll be king for the day
He don’t care

[Verse - Joey]
Easy peasy
Lemon squeezy
Heading back south-weezy
You won’t see me
I’m a man, not a number
That’s what I tell my barber
Britney bald and Robbie blond
Can’t you tell that something’s wrong?
In the name of the Father
[Chorus - Rowan and Joey]
They call him Salad Cream
They call him Roses
But he don’t even care
And all my favourites are gone
They call him Listerine
They call him Joseph
Like he ain’t even there
That’s what my mum calls me
But when he comes out to play
He’ll be king for the day
He don’t care
I don’t care

[Outro - Joey and Rowan]
Sa-la-la-la-la-la-lad
Sa-la-la-la-la-la-lad
He don’t care

[Spoken - Joey]
Leave me an orange cream