Local Girl by The Rhythm Method Lyrics

Yes, please Michael

[Verse 1]
Wednesday night's an acquired taste
Deep public house and shandy base
My old man don’t mind the gays
But it’s Adam and Eve, not Chas and Dave

Birthday boys getting birthday beats
Ladies sitting in the ladies’ seats
Could it be that we’re brothers in arms?
Or maybe we’re in dire straits

[Chorus]
Oh mystery
I even took you to my local, girl
Oh mystery (It’s a mystery)
I even took you to my local, girl

[Verse 2]
I could be so good for you
Show you around my favorite 'Spoons
Split down the middle, flavor’s good
Look, Frankie’s back from Hollywood
Double measures, single dads
Natural treasures, saddest lads
Fruit machine, five a day
Jimmy White’s brother out again

[Chorus]
Oh mystery
I even took you to my local, girl
Oh mystery (Where did we go?)
I even took you to my local, girl

[Bridge]
Strongbow, Stella, Posh and Becks
Selfies, pictures, S-E-X
No change from a tenner
(Ooh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh)

Red top, lager top, man the borders
What's your poison, doctor’s orders
If you’re talking, then you’re not drinking

[Chorus]
Oh mystery (oh mystery)
I even took you to my local, girl
Oh mystery (mystery)
I even took you to my local, girl
I even took you to my local, girl
Oh mystery
I even took you, I even took you
I even took you to my local, girl
Oh mystery
[Outro]
La-la-la la-la-la-la-local girl
Oh oh ooh-oh-oh
La-la-la-la-local girl
Oh oh ooh-oh-oh
La-la-la-la-local girl
Oh oh ooh-oh-oh