Tallest Man in the Nightclub by The Reytons Lyrics

[Verse]
Tight tops and two for one cocktails
Eyes all lit up by the mobile phone
There's something not quite right around here
Dance floor's seen days much learier
They're outside in the smoking area
Something so terribly wrong round here


[Chorus]
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"


[Verse]
New club, same old carpet
Lick of paint won't hide this garbage
Drop a quid cos he said "no spray no lay"
No way
That girl she looks so beautiful
But took a long time in the toilet cubicle
Nose powdering ready for a night
Alright
[Chorus]
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"

[Verse]
Cigarettes lie on the floor
Last orders I heard them call
Time flies by this much I know
The memories echo down the wall
Silent disco hard to call
This ain't right I need to go

[Chorus]
He said "How the hell did I end up in here?"
"When I only came out for a quiet beer"
He said, "How the hell did I get in this state?"
"Oh drop me off in 1998, please mate"
Please mate
He said "Drop me off in 1998"
Please mate