Deepsea Diver Song by The Residents Lyrics

My daddy was a diver deep
In the briny blue
And I sing, as I weep
These words that he left, for you

Always make friends, never piss in the wind
Always make friends, never piss in the wind
And you won't get the bends

My mother was a diver, too
Her [name is Jill?]
After floating upside-down
[Procreation?] [?]

Always make friends, never piss in the wind
Always make friends, never piss in the wind
And you won’t get the bends

Never piss, never piss, never piss in the wind
Never piss, never piss, never piss in the wind
Never piss, never piss, never piss in the wind
Never piss, never piss, never piss in the wind
Never piss, never piss, never piss in the wind
Never, never, never piss in the wind
Never, never, never piss in the wind
Never piss in the wind