Professional Hater Remix by The Real Laww Lyrics
[Hook: The Real Laww]
One, Two, Three, Four
On, Mark, Set, Go
Rain, Hail, Snow, Sleet
No matter, Whether, Move ya feet
[Verse 1: The Real Laww]
No on can do it better, better
Come grab your umbrellas (ella, ella, ella)
I'll beat you up like
Chris Brown and Rihanna, anna, anna
Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus
Whoever can try to fight it
But more than likely
They will buy the record and, uh
You decide but I can't deny it I'm fire
If you can't decipher the rhymes
Then play it back and rewind it and you'll
Find that I'm the tightest rhymer
In the Carolinas ain't no one finer
Your flows are tired you better retire with ya
Waste of flesh
Allow me to just break your neck
Bang your head against somebody's
Face until their brain is dead
Insane's the only way you can explain my head
Everybody wait a sec
Allow me to just catch my breath
I got it I'm rhymin about alotta nada
But I got you vibin and bobbin
Because the beat is lava
Tell Osama don't bother on tryna stop Obama
Cuz he'll start a problem that's
Prolly worse than the Holocaust was
Mm gobledee bobble bobble I'm gettin brain
That's the way it's gonna sound
Til you figure out what I say
Go and buy the album write down
Every line you think I say
And tell me how you spelled out ?
That's the way you rappers
Sounding to me nowadays
Production values ways but
Cowards ain't sayin a thing
So until the day you change
Come up with more to say
I'll be still talkin shit til I turn over in my grave
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2: Toon]
Shawty said that I need to
Slow the flow down
Shawty said that I need to
Slow the flow down
Shawty said that I need to
Stop the flow I gotta go
You hot but yeah I'm hotter ho
You bitches in the kitchen with your
Fishin for your pot of gold
Fuck you ninjas I'm a ho
Pause, no homo
From Idaho to Navajo
I'm swimmin on you leprechauns
You rappers say you fly but I be
Spittin on the shit you on
? couldn't put you on
? ? ? ? ? ?
You in danger this a banger
Got a hanger hooked you on
? ? ? ? ? ?
27 epileptics in a light show
My flow so magic, hey where the mic go?
Flow so amazing so why you hating
Couldn't bust a raisin
Bro have no vocab having
? rabbit stop racin
You runnin for the bacon I'm so close I can taste it
I hate you I love bacon
I hate you I love bacon bacon bacon
Got you waitin like a puppy for his strips
But the next thing I'mma say
Now you could please just take a sip
Terrible service, you waitresses get off my tip
Now I got the net worth pulverizing commercials
If you fools take a eh eh eww
I don't hear a word you're sayin
When I flip it like ? ? ? ?
Tell Obama momma to raise me!
[Hook x2]
One, Two, Three, Four
On, Mark, Set, Go
Rain, Hail, Snow, Sleet
No matter, Whether, Move ya feet
[Verse 1: The Real Laww]
No on can do it better, better
Come grab your umbrellas (ella, ella, ella)
I'll beat you up like
Chris Brown and Rihanna, anna, anna
Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus
Whoever can try to fight it
But more than likely
They will buy the record and, uh
You decide but I can't deny it I'm fire
If you can't decipher the rhymes
Then play it back and rewind it and you'll
Find that I'm the tightest rhymer
In the Carolinas ain't no one finer
Your flows are tired you better retire with ya
Waste of flesh
Allow me to just break your neck
Bang your head against somebody's
Face until their brain is dead
Insane's the only way you can explain my head
Everybody wait a sec
Allow me to just catch my breath
I got it I'm rhymin about alotta nada
But I got you vibin and bobbin
Because the beat is lava
Tell Osama don't bother on tryna stop Obama
Cuz he'll start a problem that's
Prolly worse than the Holocaust was
Mm gobledee bobble bobble I'm gettin brain
That's the way it's gonna sound
Til you figure out what I say
Go and buy the album write down
Every line you think I say
And tell me how you spelled out ?
That's the way you rappers
Sounding to me nowadays
Production values ways but
Cowards ain't sayin a thing
So until the day you change
Come up with more to say
I'll be still talkin shit til I turn over in my grave
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2: Toon]
Shawty said that I need to
Slow the flow down
Shawty said that I need to
Slow the flow down
Shawty said that I need to
Stop the flow I gotta go
You hot but yeah I'm hotter ho
You bitches in the kitchen with your
Fishin for your pot of gold
Fuck you ninjas I'm a ho
Pause, no homo
From Idaho to Navajo
I'm swimmin on you leprechauns
You rappers say you fly but I be
Spittin on the shit you on
? couldn't put you on
? ? ? ? ? ?
You in danger this a banger
Got a hanger hooked you on
? ? ? ? ? ?
27 epileptics in a light show
My flow so magic, hey where the mic go?
Flow so amazing so why you hating
Couldn't bust a raisin
Bro have no vocab having
? rabbit stop racin
You runnin for the bacon I'm so close I can taste it
I hate you I love bacon
I hate you I love bacon bacon bacon
Got you waitin like a puppy for his strips
But the next thing I'mma say
Now you could please just take a sip
Terrible service, you waitresses get off my tip
Now I got the net worth pulverizing commercials
If you fools take a eh eh eww
I don't hear a word you're sayin
When I flip it like ? ? ? ?
Tell Obama momma to raise me!
[Hook x2]