White Parents Are Gonna Love This by The Real JD Lyrics

I went ‘n cut the grass (grass)
White ‘n middle class (burbs)
I'mma go to Sunday mass (bet)
I'm givin' mom sass (Karen)
She don’t like that I rap (no no)
She ain’t takin’ no crap (uh uh)
But she know this shit slaps (slaps)
Smearin my work like a pap (naw)

So I gave my dad a Juul (Mike)
Drivin' the Volvo to school (wagon)
And I’m lookin all cool (yeaaa)
I go on runs like the jewels (waaa)
But I don’t gotta pet poodle (bark bark)
Eatin' burnt toaster strudels (eww)
Fuck eatin' spicy noodles (yeaaa)

Avocados really hot
Colorado like a thot
Mom I don’t smoke pot! (dank)
Check these Christmas cards I bought!
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Oh my fucking god... I can't take this shit... fuckin' serious anymore

Help me...

(Repeat)