I Am Not A Thot by The Real JD Lyrics
Friends out chillin out doin dabs n shit
But I’m still on my grind trynna drop new shit
I ain’t got time to get lit I ain’t
Trynna sell myself as a fuckin hypocrite
'Cause Jesus, I'm already distracted enough
By Trump being such an unfit f****t
Trump can suck a big fat cock
Unless Mike Pence already is, knock knock
Oh shit that rocks
I guess that’s what he meant about going to "Bang Kok"
Hurr da durr durrrrrr
He ain't even worth a dry crusty sock
What time is it?
It’s cringe o’clock
He’s as cringey as Elmo with a Glock
(Nah brah, that shit would be cool as fuck)
Whatever
Okay but it’s like um, uh
The type of cringe when you’re out in public, and go to take a shit
On your phone on instagram, look at these f*****s
Screenshot it
You left your phone's volume up cause admit it
You’re a dimwit
And now the other stall only imagines you takin dick pics
We’re all a bunch of loners
Gettin surprise boners
And now the bathroom smells like weed
Because we’re all a bunch of stoners
Okay I’m not really butthurt
Or a racist pervert
People are so sensitive man
I don't need to go to court
It’s just a bunch of poorly written
Poorly given satire I’m kidding
Doesn’t really matter, I still flirt
With the idea of jerking off to the Food Network
The frosting goin’ squirt squirt
But that's one sexy dessert, skrrt skrrt
I’m a thot, I vape a lot and
People always asking who the fuck is that crackpot?
Who even cares ‘cause I’m a big-shot
I’m a fuckin bitch, but at least I’m hot yeah
But I’m still on my grind trynna drop new shit
I ain’t got time to get lit I ain’t
Trynna sell myself as a fuckin hypocrite
'Cause Jesus, I'm already distracted enough
By Trump being such an unfit f****t
Trump can suck a big fat cock
Unless Mike Pence already is, knock knock
Oh shit that rocks
I guess that’s what he meant about going to "Bang Kok"
Hurr da durr durrrrrr
He ain't even worth a dry crusty sock
What time is it?
It’s cringe o’clock
He’s as cringey as Elmo with a Glock
(Nah brah, that shit would be cool as fuck)
Whatever
Okay but it’s like um, uh
The type of cringe when you’re out in public, and go to take a shit
On your phone on instagram, look at these f*****s
Screenshot it
You left your phone's volume up cause admit it
You’re a dimwit
And now the other stall only imagines you takin dick pics
We’re all a bunch of loners
Gettin surprise boners
And now the bathroom smells like weed
Because we’re all a bunch of stoners
Okay I’m not really butthurt
Or a racist pervert
People are so sensitive man
I don't need to go to court
It’s just a bunch of poorly written
Poorly given satire I’m kidding
Doesn’t really matter, I still flirt
With the idea of jerking off to the Food Network
The frosting goin’ squirt squirt
But that's one sexy dessert, skrrt skrrt
I’m a thot, I vape a lot and
People always asking who the fuck is that crackpot?
Who even cares ‘cause I’m a big-shot
I’m a fuckin bitch, but at least I’m hot yeah