Nobodys Moggy Now by The Raisin Pickers Lyrics
Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
Somebody's kitty who forgot his highway code
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran into the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in pussy paradise
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
Now he's just six pounds of raw minced meat
That don't smell very nice
He's nobody's moggy now
Now you who love your kitty, be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
If you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophic
If he triеs to play in the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
Therе'll be one last despairing, "meow!" and a sort of squelchy splat
And your kitty will be slightly dead, and very, very flat
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy!
He's nobody's moggy now
Somebody's kitty who forgot his highway code
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran into the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in pussy paradise
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
Now he's just six pounds of raw minced meat
That don't smell very nice
He's nobody's moggy now
Now you who love your kitty, be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
If you do, I'm warning you, it could be cat-astrophic
If he triеs to play in the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
Therе'll be one last despairing, "meow!" and a sort of squelchy splat
And your kitty will be slightly dead, and very, very flat
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy!
He's nobody's moggy now