Just not Cricket by The Porkers Lyrics

On your way to making a century
Did you think of the partnership between you and me?
It’s just not cricket
Caught me out on the defensive strokes
Classic actions and you played defensive shots
It’s just not cricket

Another single on the board against my name
Good form in defense not part of my game
Thought that we were partnering upon a good wicket
But the way you treated me it’s just not cricket

(No one’s ever gonna catch you out howzat!
No one’s ever gonna know about the way you play
It’s just not cricket) x 2

You were in good form that day
Every ball you played away to the boundary
And it’s just not cricket

You made the calls and you played your shots
Smash of the bat and you knocked me for a six
And it’s just not cricket
Another single on the board against my name
Good form in defense not part of my game
Thought that we were partnering upon a good wicket
But the way you treated me it’s just not cricket

(No one’s ever gonna catch you out howzat!
No one’s ever gonna know about the way you play
It’s just not cricket) x 2

(And it’s just not cricket) x 2