MOSHPIT by The Poopshitters Lyrics
[Intro: Lil Chunk]
Yo, yo, what's up diggity dogs, finger my asshole
I made this song with a spatula in my wiener hole, dun didilly
You already know my n word n word n word n word n word n word n word n word
Cassidy is a douche
(My name is Ned and I just took a big shit on your bed)
Ew!
[Verse 1: Lil Chunk]
Tick tock, suck my cock
I take a shit and it goes plop-plop (drip)
Annihilate your pussy like Robo-Cop (prrrrt)
Your grandma gives me Top (gang)
Put holes in you like SpongeBob
Take your hoe to Auschwitz (okay)
Fuck Hitler, he smells like shit (shit)
Your sister looks retarded
That hoe is special ed (special ed)
She gives Lil Chunk head
She nibbles on my foreskin (woo)
She looks like Rumpelstiltskin (ayy)
Your grandma has wrinkly skin (aah)
Sip Nyquil with no prescription
I eat the pussy with aggression
Yee Yee, you already know my guy
Fuck me in the ass
[Verse 2: Mr. Owie]
I might pull up on your mother (your mother)
Make your sister think I love her (I don't)
I love her but I won't touch her (I can't)
Take your brother and he..... uhhhhhh
I can't rap fuck
Mister Owie in a foreign
Just kidding, I ride on a bike (Drip)
B.N.G. that's for life (Splash)
Smoking on that gas out of the pipe (I don't really smoke)
Oh yeah
Me and Chunk be countin' bands
I do not have any friends
10 coupons in my pants
[Interlude: Xxxdrippitydrop]
What? That's fucking disgusting bro
Hey
Hello sir
My name's Drip Drop
I am an aspiring pornstar
And I live on the G.I.L.F. section of Pornhub
I have daddy issues
[Verse 3: Xxxdrippitydrop]
White culture is the best (without a doubt)
I fucking love incest
I love big boobs (G.I.LF.)
I be trapping on Redtube (M.I.L.F)
White privilege is great
Y'all fruity like grapes
Last night I got raped by my uncle
I love to vape and smoke dank (489)
My memes are fucking dank (nut)
I can't keep my fidget spinner in my pants
I got some head from a midget
I got raped by a pigeon (aye)
My dicks shaped like an eggroll
I tapped a rabbit in the bootyhole
Bitch I love to troll
Me, Chunk and Owie eat that pussy like muffins
I beat my meat so hard it morphed into a chicken nugget
Da da da da da da
Uh dab
Yo, yo, what's up diggity dogs, finger my asshole
I made this song with a spatula in my wiener hole, dun didilly
You already know my n word n word n word n word n word n word n word n word
Cassidy is a douche
(My name is Ned and I just took a big shit on your bed)
Ew!
[Verse 1: Lil Chunk]
Tick tock, suck my cock
I take a shit and it goes plop-plop (drip)
Annihilate your pussy like Robo-Cop (prrrrt)
Your grandma gives me Top (gang)
Put holes in you like SpongeBob
Take your hoe to Auschwitz (okay)
Fuck Hitler, he smells like shit (shit)
Your sister looks retarded
That hoe is special ed (special ed)
She gives Lil Chunk head
She nibbles on my foreskin (woo)
She looks like Rumpelstiltskin (ayy)
Your grandma has wrinkly skin (aah)
Sip Nyquil with no prescription
I eat the pussy with aggression
Yee Yee, you already know my guy
Fuck me in the ass
[Verse 2: Mr. Owie]
I might pull up on your mother (your mother)
Make your sister think I love her (I don't)
I love her but I won't touch her (I can't)
Take your brother and he..... uhhhhhh
I can't rap fuck
Mister Owie in a foreign
Just kidding, I ride on a bike (Drip)
B.N.G. that's for life (Splash)
Smoking on that gas out of the pipe (I don't really smoke)
Oh yeah
Me and Chunk be countin' bands
I do not have any friends
10 coupons in my pants
[Interlude: Xxxdrippitydrop]
What? That's fucking disgusting bro
Hey
Hello sir
My name's Drip Drop
I am an aspiring pornstar
And I live on the G.I.L.F. section of Pornhub
I have daddy issues
[Verse 3: Xxxdrippitydrop]
White culture is the best (without a doubt)
I fucking love incest
I love big boobs (G.I.LF.)
I be trapping on Redtube (M.I.L.F)
White privilege is great
Y'all fruity like grapes
Last night I got raped by my uncle
I love to vape and smoke dank (489)
My memes are fucking dank (nut)
I can't keep my fidget spinner in my pants
I got some head from a midget
I got raped by a pigeon (aye)
My dicks shaped like an eggroll
I tapped a rabbit in the bootyhole
Bitch I love to troll
Me, Chunk and Owie eat that pussy like muffins
I beat my meat so hard it morphed into a chicken nugget
Da da da da da da
Uh dab