Pocket Lint by The Plumcocks Lyrics

Sleeping in past noon is my specialty
Most people don't want to be seen next to me
I got kicked out of college drinking too much vlad
I'm 21 and still living with my mom and dad

Because...

I've got no job
Live like a slob
I'm planning on which bank to rob and I'm
-sitting here with nothing but my pocket lint

My bank accounts dry and all my money's spent
I haven't paid a bill in God knows when
Gotta ride my board because my car broke down
Now I'm the laughing stock of my hometown

Because...

I've got no job
Live like a slob
I'm planning on which bank to rob and I'm-
Sitting here with nothing but my pocket Lint
Cause I got to!

Get a job
Not be a slob
Stop planning on which bank rob and-
Stop sitting around with my pocket lint