Now Im Really Tiny And I Live In A Jar by The Plodes Lyrics

Every day you cough and rub your forehead with your thumb
And you get your thumbprint on my glass

Now I'm really tiny and I live in a jar (x4)

You don't want me to learn anything important
If you don't have a hand in it

Now I'm really tiny and I live in a jar (x8)

Woo!

Everything's a lesson, everything is taught
Everything is contemplated, everything is thought
You keep looking through the peephole when you've locked the door
Because everyone's to blame and it's everybody's fault except yours

Now I'm really tiny and I live in a jar (x8)