I got a haircut by The Plastic Noodles Lyrics

I woke up this morning
Said “I need a haircut”
Mostly because
My head looks like gut-
Er
So I got that hair trim
And I looked BAD
So I went to the gym

I got a haircut
And it looks really bad
You won’t recognize me
You might call me chad

So I’m sitting right here in my room
Staying inside before my doom
My hair looks like that one person that goes to my school, the stupid one

I got a haircut
And I can’t go to the Hut
Whoever gave me this haircut (gave me this)
I want to punch in the gut