Breaking bob by The Plastic Noodles Lyrics

Wow bob seems pretty sad
It’s making me really mad
I need to get him out
Or else bob will pout

IM GOING TO FREE BOB
MAKE SURE HE DOESNT ROB
ANYMORE
WE’LL DO NO CHORES
IM GONNA BREAK BOB
FREEEEEEE
THEN WE’LL DRIBK TEAAA
It’s time to break bob

I show up to the prison
With a wrecking ball
They let me in
The prison will soon fall

I go over to the outside of bobs sell
I tear the walls down
I see his dead body
And- wait what
I broke bob
Bob broke me

I’m here at the funeral
I’m a wanted felon
Someone suggests that I was the one with the wrecking ball
I kill everyone the funeral

REVENGE FOR BOB
REVENGE FOR BOB
REVENGE FOR BOB
REVENGE FOR BOB

Sorry

Why would the world do this to bob
It’s not my fault
Some other prisoner probably killed him before I broke in

I’m leaving this town
Bobs favorite color was brown
I am wearing a gown
BOB WILL BE AVENGED

I stole a truck from Taco Bell
Someone stole from me
Ran over their friend
Then gave it back
I’m crossing the border
I meet a lime hoarder
I’m starting a new life
I own a knife
For safety

It’s all my fault
I’m gonna hide in a vault
And lock it
No one will find me
I’ll die alone

The door is closed
This is the end
Bob was
My only friend