Tom Hark by The Piranhas Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Does anybody know how long to World War III?
I wanna know, I wanna book me holidee
They want me in the Army but I just can't go
I'm far too busy listening to the radio

[Chorus]
The whole thing's daft
I don't know why
You have to laugh
Or else you cry

You have to live
Or else you die
You have to laugh
Or else you cry

[Verse 2]
My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time
It's just a bit of slapstick and a pantomime
We're heading for disaster but I just don't care
Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there
[Chorus]
The whole thing's daft
I don't know why
You have to laugh
Or else you cry

You have to live
Or else you die
You have to laugh
Or else you cry