Waldorf Sweetheart by The Perfect Theory Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Waldorf College, you are my sweetheart
You mean so much to me
If you were a girl, I'd ask you to marry me
But all I'd get is a degree

[Verse 2]
Four years is too short
Let's make it ten
I wanna go here until I'm dead
There will be TVs the size of houses in every room
And the next big band is Andrew Bloom (?)

[Chorus]
Waldorf come here
Give me a kiss
Oh Waldorf
This is something
You and I can't afford to miss
Take my hand
We'll walk around your pond
And I'll tell you that you're special
And of you, I am quite fond
[Verse 3]
Dear Waldorf, please don't send my grades home
My parents will be super mad
And I can barely afford to take [?] 1 again
I've already failed seven times
I guess that's bad

[Verse 4]
Waldorf, I'm down and on one knee
I'm ready to throw away the bachelor of my degree
Your diamond ring is my room, board, and tuition fee
Waldorf, would you marry me?

[Bridge]
We'll get married in the Odvin Hagen music hall
Waldorf College, you are my laugh, my love, my all
My all, my all, my all

Reggie Simmons will conduct the ceremony
Aaron Mark(?) will cater sandwiches made of bologna
(Bologna, bologna)
(Bologna, bologna, bologna)
(Bologna, bologna, bologna, bologna)
(Bologna, bologna, bologna)

[Chorus]
Waldorf come here
Give me a kiss
Oh Waldorf
This is something
You and I can't afford to miss
Take my hand
We'll walk around your pond
And I'll tell you that you're special
And of you, I am quite fond
[Outro]
Waldorf College, you are my sweetheart