Fast Food Relationships by The Perfect Theory Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Do you like me, I have to see
Give me some free burgers, please
It's Thursday again, you know what that means
A few thick burgers from my burger queen

The connection we made as I paid for my meal
Caught me off guard, was this feeling for real?
I think I was happy just getting my food
'Cause I love my Hardee's, I'm a burger dude

[Chorus]
Fast food relationships are like me and potato chips
They don't last long so I figured I'd write you this song
And I hope that you will remember me
Next week, same time, I guess we'll see
And if you stay, I'll have my way
Thick-burger Thursday seems so far away

[Verse 2]
My stomach's grumbling as you brought me my tray
You held on quite long in an awkward exchange
Then you walked away and to my surprise
I received from you a side of extra fries
I couldn't believe my eyes
But there under my tray and in disguise
Was a name and a number, I guessed it was yours
So I threw it away as I walked out the door

[Bridge]
You don't think I'm cool, you don't think I'm witty
You only like me 'cause I know Owl City
And it won't ever work 'cause you're in junior high
I only like you for your burgers and fries

I don't mean to sound shallow, I just hope you can see
I'm one-hundred percent sure you're not the girl for me

[Chorus]
Fast food relationships are like me and potato chips
They don't last long so I figured I'd write you this song
And I hope that you will remember me
Next week, same time, I guess we'll see
And if you stay, I'll have my way
Thick-burger Thursday does not seem far away