Johnny Hit Run Jenny by The Pathogens Lyrics

Johnny #1 was a brute he argued with his fists so i gave him the boot
Johnny #2 he was cute but he didn’t stand a chance ‘cause he didn’t have a clue
Johnny #3 he was mean one day he’d call me “bitch” but the next I was a queen
Johnny #4 was a whore he couldn’t choose between us so I chose him the door

I’m done with Johnnies all the different kinds of Johnnies
So alike it isn’t funny so good riddance to you Johnny
I’m done with Johnnies all the many different Johnnies
So predictable it’s funny so good luck to ya honеy

Jenny #1 she was fun she landеd in the nut house so I guess we’re done
Jenny #2 cried boo hoo her daddy came to see me with a loaded .22
Jenny #3 was a freak she broke out all my windows and she slashed the screens
Jenny #4 needed more I caught her shooting up right outside my door

I’m done with Jennies all the different kinds of Jennies
So alike it that it’s a pity so good riddance to you Jenny
I’m done with Jennies all the many different Jennies
So predictable it’s silly so good luck to ya Jenny

Johnny #1 was a brute he argued with his fists so I gave him the boot
Johnny #2 he was cute but he didn’t stand a chance ‘cause he didn’t have a clue
Jenny #3 was a freak she broke out all my windows and she slashed the screens
Jenny #4 needed more I caught her shooting up right outside my door
I’m done with Jennies all the different kinds of Jennies
So alike it that it’s a pity so good riddance to you Jenny
I’m done with Jennies all the many different Jennies
So predictable it’s silly so good luck to ya Jenny

Who’s my next ex? who’s my next ex? who’s my next ex?

Don’t let the door
Don’t let the door
Whack you in the ass
And don’t come back!