Hall of Famers by The Palmer Squares Lyrics

[Intro: Sample]
Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves

[Verse 1: Term K]
Fuck a groupie, guzzling another brewski
Fumble ruski, wondering what it doesn't do
We, up to no good, stackin’ like a fuckin' phone book
Blunt ashin', what’s happening is what I hoped would

[Verse 2: ProbCause]
You know the flow good, let's smoke a bowl and slow the motion
We coast to coast and, yo, grab a boat and hit the ocean
Yeah, it's the season, come on in, the water freezing
Swim with the fishes, I think I just went off the deep end

[Verse 3: Acumental]
I'm kind of decent, routinely pledging my allegiance
Surprisingly, we set the bar and people try to reach it
It's rhino season, proceed without a rhyme or reason
I'm a violent heathen, breathing fire with his tires screeching
[Verse 4: Term K]
Low wages, a doctor who got no patience
Slow paces, impossible to go places
O-ccasionally I be on my soul train shit
Stay lit, my nostril where the cocaine is

[Verse 5: Acumental]
A tad zooted, rap with the track muted
Grad student, hit the classroom and act stupid
Dream lucid, scream while your teeth loosen
Elusive when they speak, cue my theme music

[Bridge: Sample]
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast, cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood, spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot

[Verse 6: ProbCause]
A super-villain, I'm Mr. Freeze, I'm super chillin’
I’m superstitious, smoke weed before I do the dishes
Got super powers, can make an ounce of flowers vanish
Pull tabs of acid out of my hat, yeah now that's some magic

[Verse 7: Acumental]
You can’t imagine (what?), It's Acumental back in action (wow)
Captivate the audience and offer satisfaction

[Verse 8: Term K]
Flabbergasted, basking in the happenstance
Hatching a master plan, asking for a cash advance
[Verse 9: ProbCause]
Yo what's the demo? No, I don't want to hear your demo
Matter fact, would you mind playing the instrumental?
I’m out my mental, I need a rental 'til I find it
There ain't no sign it's coming back, I guess I'll have to buy it

[Verse 10: Acumental]
Steal a van, overseas I'm trying to see Japan
Off the beaten path, speeding in this street again
I'm finally the man, dreaming like I'm Peter Pan
Rolling reefer, known to blow sativa by the kilogram

[Verse 11: ProbCause]
I'll melt the glacier, breaking all the laws of nature
I'm trying to savor all the flavors, I don't need a chaser

[Verse 12: Term K]
Leave a crater, like meteor, I'm a mediator
Walk away or take a shot and do us all a favor
Treat a hater with love, I'm above a piece of paper
Automator playing God, am I the lord and savior?

[Verse 13: Acumental]
So warn the neighbors, I'm balling out like I bought the Lakers (cash!)
Coffin nails and caution tape for all betrayers
Hall of Famer, call the play (call it!) like I'm Frank Gifford (call it!)
Shapeshifter, thumbnails, split the gra-
[Outro: Sample]
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance-

[*Switching radio music*]
Butt naked with a du rag on
Just got back from the strip club
Now I got a blunt and some champ and I'm YOLOing
Supercalifragilistic--
I got the sauce, I got the cheese, deliver the pizza, ayy
Just can't go on living without you
And I'm YOLOing girl (from the strip), just for you (from the strip)
(From the strip) From the strip club, ooh oh oh oh (yeah)
(From the strip) Yeah that's right, and some champ too
(From, from the strip) And some champ too