Christmas In Your Bingus by The Palmer Squares Lyrics
[Verse 1: Term K]
Ladies and gentlemen
We about to get started
My pen harvest crops you cop at the fresh market
Picture the feds chalking your dead carcass
While me and Acumental be walking the red carpet
I'm playing God with some paper and a Bic pen
Your favorite squad scripting Amadeus compositions
Spiral notes diagnosed the state of my condition
A strange amount of fiction in the weight of my convictions
I vote for false idols
Pray to politicians
Go ahead, consider me the prodigal son
When it comes to your opinions, I'm gonna try and pick out all the logical ones
So I can take the opposition
I warned you, from my heart it's the sworn truth
I'm here to leave you shook like cartons of orange juice
Bottomed out
Term K, an indecent potty mouth
Earn cake to increase the body count
That's the mind and state of successfulness
Yo enough with the rest dog I'm better than best with it
A model man, infected with pestilence
I eat more pussy than Ellen DeGeneres
[Verse 2: Acumental]
I'm bright like the summer solstice
But you know this
Pump a closed fist in the air if you feel it
My flow is hot like Naomi Watts
And I know a lot of cats who say the Palmer Squares kick the real shit
Proceed to rhyme so people line up single file to peep our style and hear some fresh rapping
Two emcees combined to please your mind so
Chief a dime and realize we're the best at it
Oh, my flow's like a natural laxative
Take one dose and you'll be crapping your pants with it
Cats getting made cause they not as smart as me
Term and Ac quick to slash your carotid artery
You wanna be clocked in the noggin
For thinking hip hop is forgotten
Watch how I drop it
Pick it back up keep it stocked in my pocket
Acumental's prominent logic is bound to take you higher than Spock in the starship
My style's unseen
Like the prophet Muhammad
So sick you might be prompted to vomit
We rocking like Robin
In the tree tops all day long
The Palmer Squares don't ever stop with the hot shit
Doctor Toboggan!
Ladies and gentlemen
We about to get started
My pen harvest crops you cop at the fresh market
Picture the feds chalking your dead carcass
While me and Acumental be walking the red carpet
I'm playing God with some paper and a Bic pen
Your favorite squad scripting Amadeus compositions
Spiral notes diagnosed the state of my condition
A strange amount of fiction in the weight of my convictions
I vote for false idols
Pray to politicians
Go ahead, consider me the prodigal son
When it comes to your opinions, I'm gonna try and pick out all the logical ones
So I can take the opposition
I warned you, from my heart it's the sworn truth
I'm here to leave you shook like cartons of orange juice
Bottomed out
Term K, an indecent potty mouth
Earn cake to increase the body count
That's the mind and state of successfulness
Yo enough with the rest dog I'm better than best with it
A model man, infected with pestilence
I eat more pussy than Ellen DeGeneres
[Verse 2: Acumental]
I'm bright like the summer solstice
But you know this
Pump a closed fist in the air if you feel it
My flow is hot like Naomi Watts
And I know a lot of cats who say the Palmer Squares kick the real shit
Proceed to rhyme so people line up single file to peep our style and hear some fresh rapping
Two emcees combined to please your mind so
Chief a dime and realize we're the best at it
Oh, my flow's like a natural laxative
Take one dose and you'll be crapping your pants with it
Cats getting made cause they not as smart as me
Term and Ac quick to slash your carotid artery
You wanna be clocked in the noggin
For thinking hip hop is forgotten
Watch how I drop it
Pick it back up keep it stocked in my pocket
Acumental's prominent logic is bound to take you higher than Spock in the starship
My style's unseen
Like the prophet Muhammad
So sick you might be prompted to vomit
We rocking like Robin
In the tree tops all day long
The Palmer Squares don't ever stop with the hot shit
Doctor Toboggan!