If I Were Me Live at Lake Herman by The Pallet Jacks Lyrics

If you were the wind, I'd wish to be a kite
If you were a guitar, I'd play you all the night
If you were peaches, I'd eat you straight from the can
If you were a rock star, I'd be your number one fan
If you were you, I would be me
If you were the moon, I'd be an astronaut
If you were ketchup, I'd be a tater tot
If you were water, I would be a swimming pool
If you were a teacher, I would go right back to school
If you were you, I would be me
If you were the wind, I'd wish to be a cloud
If you were a song, I'd bump you hella loud
If you were peaches, I'd eat you straight from the can
If you were a rock star, I'd be your number one fan
If you were you, I would be me
If you were a mountain, I'd climb straight up to the top
If you were a bucket, I'd wish to be a mop
If you were water, I would be a swimming pool
If you were a teacher, I would go right back to school
If you were you, I would be me
And if I were me, you would be you